Canadian Politicians Suck Too Eh!

All right. Just to proved that I can crap on my own country's politics with the same fervor that I give to my U.S. neighbor's...here are the latest and greatest screw ups of the Great White North.

First....is there a muzzle in the house? When the hell is Carolyn Parrish gonna learn to shut her trap??? If you're not familiar with the story you can catch up quick here:

Why Carolyn Parrish Is A Loud Mouth

OK...caught up now? Good...let's proceed with the thrashing. First and foremost..who the hell does this woman think she is? Free speech my butt! You know...I'm so sick and tired of people thinking that free speech is synonymous with "free for all".

Yes..I think we have the right to express our views...Lord knows I do it here but would it kill Carolyn Parrish to run her thoughts through a time or two before blurting them out? Especially when it's not just you your representing but a government and a country?

Parrish says she doesn't seek approval from her boss (the Prime Minister) or her party ( The Lying Liberals) but hey Carolyn...what about the people that pay your damned salary....the Canadian taxpayer???? Shouldn't we have a say in whether you shoot your loud mouth off time and time again...each time making it more difficult for the U.S. and Canada to repair our all ready strained relations?

Men and women didn't die for our right to free speech so you, Carolyn Parrish, could be an obnoxious tit!

NOTE TO CAROLYN PARRISH....SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE!!!

NOTE TO PRIME MINISTER MARTIN....YOU MADE MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS DISAPPEAR IN THE AD SCAM...WHAT'S ONE MOUTHY MP? FIRE HER!!!!




Hey Carolyn...your mouth is closed. Must be no reporters around, huh?

OK...next on my agenda (today is a double dose of crap on Canada). What the hell are we still doing shelling out money for former Prime Minister Jean Chretien???

Blowing money on ex Prime Minister again

Good lord...will we ever get rid of this guy?? He's worse than herpes!

There's no money for doctors or health care in general for that matter....the Lying Liberals want to slash more money from our all ready neutered military...and now we have to shell out $652,000 for Chretien's papers? What the hell?

He's got those papers because he was the Prime Minister...which we all ready paid him for. Not to mention all the money that lying liberal stole from us throughout the years. I figure he not only owes us those damned papers for free but he should throw in a few thousand for just being such a waste of skin.

Hey Jean...your a regular Canadian now ( or as regular as that guy can get). Instead of getting outrageous tax credits you should join the rest of us poor Canucks and start paying those sky high taxes that you imposed upon us during your reign of terror!




Read my lips.....I need to scam more money.

That's it for today...I'm exhausted. The tough thing about this is..it's one thing to crap on Bush..I don't actually live in his country. But those two tits above....yup...they're all mine.

** Final note...as I was spell checking this and it came to Chretien's name...it picked it up and suggested cretin. See...even the dictionary knows the truth!**